GREAT SANTA !!

GREAT SANTA !!

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Santa: 13th October
Which year?
Santa: Oye ullu ke pathe___ EVERY YEAR

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Manager asked Santa at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Santa replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

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After returning back from a foreign trip, Santa asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Santa: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

One tourist from U.S.A. asked Santa:
Any great man born in this village???
Santa: no sir, only small Babies!!!

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Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Santa writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.

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Interviewer: just imagine you are on the3rd floor, it caught fire
and how will you escape?
Santa: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!

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Santa: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Santa: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

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Santa: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Santa: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new

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Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Santa: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!

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Santa in airplane going 2 Bombay ..
While its landing he shouted: " Bombay .. Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Santa: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"

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Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Santa: "All are born on government holidays...!!!

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Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Santa: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE
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