Enjoy...............

Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?

  bcoz it means... 
      E-   End of 
T-   Thinking C-   Capacity. 
  

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  How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u? 
  ? ? 
? ? 
?   Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying.. 
  "I Luv u too" 
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GAME OVER.!   

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When do you know ur in love? Ans. When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan 

 
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What is the Diff b/w 
Young Age & Old Age? 
  *   
Simple..   In Young Age 
Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..   
In Old Age Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!- 

 

 
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"Why is Facebook such a hit? It works on the principle that- 
  'People are more interested in others life than their own-! 

 
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A Question Asked In A Talent Test: If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How would You Recognize Your WIFE? 
  The Best Answer - Why d Hell Should I recognize? 

 
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 V Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three, 
44 as FortyFour, 55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as Onety One? 
Doubt By last bench association... 

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  What is the diff.between"GHAZAL" &"LECTURE"?Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL" and   Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE" 

 
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 Whats d diff btwn Pongal n idly? think.think..think...U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly. 
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  What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL? Guess Guess Guess Guess "FOOLAN DEVI.. 

 
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 Why does d bride & groom exchange garlands at d time of wedding..... B'coz they say each affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"........... 

 
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What is the height of confusion? Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles. 

 
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 Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in d same college where u study ? 
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. 100% Attendance... :-P 
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Teacher: What Is The Difference Between HIMAMI & 
SUNAMI ? Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash, 
SUNAMI is Total Wash.! 

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    Difference between Friend & Wife 
  U can Tell ur Friend 
“U r my Best Friend” 
But   Do u have courage tell to ur Wife 
“  U r my Best Wife?”